Thom Pettit / Lyrics to 'Rocky Road'

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'ROCKY ROAD'

©copyright 2008 by Thom Pettit
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Rompin' in the mud in my 4x4 eatin' Rocky Road ice cream.
Don't wake me up because this is my automotive dairy type dream.

Down to the creek, my girlfriend, the rocky road, and I roll on.
We blast past all the campers and the fishermen named Long John.

Someone then yelled out to me "sleeping at the wheel is bad for your health".
I then realized all this rocky road ice cream is bad for my wealth.

So I threw out that gallon of Rocky Road and kept on truckin.
All the while my baby kept telling me she'd rather be shuckin.

'Corn that is, Texas gold, up from the ground and cooked on the cob.'
I look in the mirror to wipe off mud and rocky road then I see Bob.

He's lookin' at me real mad and I feel I should be in dread.
Because that big bucket of Rocky Road bounced onto his head.

If he were just a character in my dream I'd be in no danger.
but this is no ordinary dream and Bob is a local forest ranger.

Whatever you do in life, keep on truckin', laugh and smile,
remember to always enjoy your Rocky Road mile after mile.
Dream your dreams as strange as you please, but now be told,
never, no never, try to smear Bob with your gallon of Rocky Road.